He just doesn't
Mr. Barnes, state your name.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
Imagine going up and touching the butt imprint of the really hot person who was sitting at the table and making corny jokes about them being so hot they literally burnt a mark in your life and gently caressing their butt imprint because as close as you’re going to get to touching that fine booty.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PLAY POKEMON NOW?!
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
but the merman texting on his conch
they’re both texting holy shit
SHIVER ME TAMPONS
Mermen be a sexy omen.